And street dating and dating where there's no dinner, just sex, and money is left on the bedside table. First she's told that Mona has lost her visitation priviledges, on account of her reaction to Caleb in last week's episode. You have backed down from telling him about A like 30 times! ) and spies Jerk Detective going in to talk with Mona! So Spencer agrees to meet Melissa in Philly and distract her while the other three girls search her apartment. She puts the "PRO" in "Prozzie." Holly Marie Combs, Child Bride, who for some reason has yet again moved out of the house and into an apartment, so I guess the University owns The House of Woodland Delights, thinks Aria is sweet for caring, but that she's cool with being lonely. Anyway, although Hot Nate is notably hot, I am a bit suspicious of him. This causes Hanna to get mad at Caleb, and he get mad at her, because she's a big girl and can do what she lives and/or she needs protection cause she's always fucking everything up all the time. Though not lately, which just goes to show that Aria is totally A. Except, of course, they're being spied upon by someone in a black hoodie. Aria, dumbly, doesn't care about any of this and just wants to leave. This would be more exciting if this show didn't constantly shoot scenes so dark I have to squint to see. I will not wish you a happy Wednesday, ladies and Brian. That's enough to convict Melissa in their minds, but Spencer takes the novel approach of ACTUALLY ASKING MELISSA A FORWARD QUESTION. I will not do so, because today is a sad Wednesday. Let's just pause for a moment and think - as I did last night - what Pretty Little Liars would be like in the hands of the great Nora Ephron. Let's let Swimily (no, not quite tired of that yet) explain it! Well, she doesn't do that great of a job explaining it. Spencer wants to do it, mostly so she can sort out the whole A situation. Spencer is wearing a top that looks like someone pinned up a tablecloth on her chest. One time I watched a snail travel all the way down my sidewalk. Anyway, then they both see an ad for a French tutor for Toby. Spencer arrives at Ian's office to tell him that she can't go to field hockey practice, because she has another commitment. And Ian totally tells Melissa that Spence is quitting field hockey!
There's some sort of extended talk show setup for . He asks her a leading question about the Lake House and drives off. Son of Gloved Mc Evilson: In the credits, Son of Gloved Mc Evilson is in the Montecito airport, flying back to PA. I want to be part of the A Team if I get to throw around that much cash! Granted, I'm still high on cough syrup, so everything looms a bit larger than normal (in my dream last night, tiny garden gnome versions of past US Presidents wanted to start a Constitutional Congress in my living room but were upset because the cat wouldn't ratify an amendment), but it was still creepy. And for a third, by the end of the episode, we'd actually have some damn closure. The sprightly Aria: Aria decides that Holly Marie Combs, Child Bride, is a sad divorcee who needs to get laid, so she sets up an online dating profile for her. I hope he sticks around, cause he's a campy good time and now that Lucas has decided to be a surly punk, we need us a little fun. Wren really wants Hanna to keep visiting Mona becausehe thinks she's helping Mona. Caleb, annoyed that Hanna is keeping secrets, dumps her. Butthair also tries to post a reward of 50 thousand dollars for anyone with info on Alison's missing remains. Prozzie Mom helps her out, because Prozzie Mom is a pro at online dating. The irrepressible Hanna: Hanna's not having the greatest week. Hanna's all set to tell Caleb about A until she gets a text from A . Which is sad for Hanna but awesome for us, because Hanna's such a nice cryer. Sister Spencer warns him that he'll probably get beset by crackpots. The identity of the Black Swan has decided to be questioned, and now that the girls know that Melissa has been faking at least part of her pregnancy, she's in the running for Black Swandom!